Can i get a mail order bride to have a baby?

I am thinking about getting one of those mail order brides from china, Russia, or mexico. And i know what your thinking.. Your thinking she is going to turn into some loud mouthed, misbehaved Yoko! well ill tell ya what, she will not be going outdoors or watching TV. All she will ever know is making me food and cleaning the house. The last think i need her doing is watching the E channel or housewives of orange county. I prob wont even allow her to speak english. So what do you think? Good idea?